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As far as I can tell my feline friends think the most appropriate place for a nap is splayed upside-down across my keyboard. While I'm typing. Which is the excuse I like to use for my occasionally horrendous spelling and grammatical errors. What? The cat did it. I could also probably solve this problem rather quickly if I would fork over cash for a cat bed that meets their lofty standards, because it's clear they only like to nap on the most expensive thing in the room. Luckily there are pet beds out there for our loyal friends (and cats, too) that are sure to meet the most discriminating tastes. My very own aunt sells artistic creations for those who have pets that ...

Jessie's recent thoughts on Easter decorations reminded me of, well, the absurdity of giant eggs.... Where would you keep the giant eggs for the other 51 weeks of the year? Not the point I'm trying to make here, but one looks at a picture like that and wonders. And even though we're miles away from any other our-property-value-drops-every-time-you-bring-out-the-blowup-decorations holidays, is there really a season for absurdity? Apparently not like there is for light-up deer. Christmas decorations beware. Pumpkins, also beware. On a more, uh, personal note... don't think St. Patty's day is exempt from over-the-top-- or should we say under the bottom-- holiday decoration. Sometimes I think I should shoot for a humor level somewhat more mature than you generally find in a class of fifth ...