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I’m saying, if you thought by the title that you’d be reading a flow on the latest flava for your hizzle, y’all can roll out right now. This entry is about what the dilly-yo is up with cribs for chillin’ toddlers. If you got the benjamins, you can order up one of these, fa’ sheezy.

Green Cribbin’

I mean, for $399.99 you can roll one of these phat toddler sleds into your playfield. The birchwood and low VOC paint mean your baby gangsta won’t feel gaffed. Check out the Alma Urban Crib site.

The Fly Sleigh

Even the Prez is said to have one of these round cribs in the White House. Or so say fans of the LML (Little Miss Liberty) crib on the Unique Babies Blog.

Props for Coops

These stackable cribs are the fresh furilla for a nursery, daycare chill zone, or any place where you lime out with a few screamers.

Slotted Sleddin’

I mean, if you want to break off some Crooklyn in the nursery and you have $950, this sled looks like a solid, safe pad where the lil’ crew can marinate.

Devil Ride

To be honest with you, the Feds won’t play with the 550 units of the Wendy Bellissimo Hidden Hills Collection Cribs they recalled a few years back. Check out the bad show at the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. You hawk one at a yard sale on Farmers Boulevard, just highside on out.

Cheese Crib

In Las Vegas, the cave boys pay much benjamins to chill at the Palms’ 2,000-square-foot crump suite with DJ booth, back bar, hydraulic bed, and saltwater fish tank. It’s all trump.

I’m out.