Faulty Wiring, or How to Keep the Home Fires Burning

Accidental execution by electrical shock is NOT one of the leading causes of death in the home.  Falls are the single, largest cause. But I did see that 3,000 lives a year are taken by home fires, and that brings me back to faulty electrical wiring as a hidden culprit in home disasters.

Okay, a third of home-fire deaths are caused by smokers, according to the U.S. Fire Administration. But if you had home wiring setups like some of these people, you’d smoke, too.

You Get Meatballs With That?

noodles

This look might be fashionable for people who love Reggae, but when it comes to home safety, clean and uncomplicated is the key. And put a cap on it! You certainly don’t want anything that looks like this:

waiting to happen

or……

Rotate Until Done

tasty

The clever homeowner who installed this additional lighting fixture is, one could say, in touch with his inner pyro.  It’s important in this scheme to leave an open socket for “finger-testing” the connection.

Visionaries Are Born, Not Made

fixed

From our friends at There I Fixed It comes this example of how to green up a sustainable disaster at home. Today’s efficient Compact Fluorescent Light bulbs produce about 75 percent less heat than conventional bulbs, according to EnergyStar. That means you can overload your fixtures with confidence!

Faulty Brain Wiring

clothes dryer

Every so often, appliance manufacturers recall a potentially dangerous clothes dryer. But in this case, the homeowner is responsible for the recall of this family to their maker.  If you’re wired this way, make a point of cleaning your dryer vents and lint traps regularly.

News Alert: Village Idiot Escapes!

zap

True mindfulness is difficult to attain, even after several lifetimes.  One can’t tell the ultimate destination of the power cord that’s resting comfortably on the baseboard heater. With any luck–in a Darwinian sense–it’s wired into a hair dryer or heating blanket.

2 Responses to “Faulty Wiring, or How to Keep the Home Fires Burning”

  1. warren Steurer says:

    Woodrow, you are da man!

  2. Bart says:

    Surely an entire house can run off a few circuits and a couple dozen electrical cords!

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