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This is not about taking off your shoes, putting your laptop in a plastic bin, and walking through a radiation device. This is about Home Security.  Up here in the foothills, most of my friends own firearms. Now that’s home security. I’m moving soon to a rural community where no one locks their front door and they leave their car keys on the driver’s side floor mat.

Still, home invasion is nasty, and I’d advise everyone reading this to take whatever measures necessary to feel secure in the burg where they live.  There’s a distinction between common sense and paranoia. Let us observe the difference:

Common Sense

If you live in London, say, a Prikka strip may make for common sense. Europeans have a fine tradition of embedding shards of broken glass atop brick walls to prevent intruders.  According to Solon Security in the U.K., these sharp strips can be nailed or screwed into your outside walls. They come in a range of colors. However, laws in England require you to post a warning sign for would-be burglars that you have installed the barrier.

My Friend Flicker

Why leave a television blaring in your home while away when you can fire up this efficient TV impersonator that uses only 2 percent of the power? Of course, it’s available for purchase at Hammacher and Schlemmer.

Fake It Til You Make It

Why fake the television when you can fake a snarling dog? For $99, the Electronic Watch Dog plays the gentle, in-house sound of the rainforest when a guest approaches, but to an intruder, it sounds an alarm and the threatening growl of a watchdog.  Plus: there are no shots required or a nasty visit to the vet to shorten the wires.

Paranoia

If you must have the real thing, go all the way! Follow the lead of Anna Studer of Tell City, Indiana, and invite Shahzarah, queen of queens, home for a side of beef.  Now that’s peace of mind!