Elemment Palazzo: A design breakthrough for practically nobody
- October 19th, 2011 (by Woodrow)
- In: Design, Dislike, Kitchens, Living Rooms, The Bad, The Ugly, Uncategorized, furnishings, homeowners
With the much-ballyhooed release of Marchi Mobile’s $3 million, 40-foot mobile mansion, I began to wonder how many of our regular readership would plunk down the cash for this re-emergent dinosaur representing pure gluttony. Austria’s Elemment Palazzo land yacht constitutes one of the more unconscionable developments in (you pick) housing or motoring. (Pay attention, they’re now accepting orders.)
Celebration of insatiability and ugly designs

Photo by Marchi Mobile
The design of the Elemment Palazzo appears to reflect the mutant offspring of a Ferrari and a Winnebago. According to Tecca, this greenhouse-gas-spewing nightmare comes complete with fireplace, a bank of large-screen monitors, rainfall shower and a pop-up bar with under-floor heating and party lighting that, when activated, increases the rolling 430-square foot interior space by 80 percent. (Pinch me and tell me this is just another Disney attraction.)
Environment, what environment?

Photo by Tecca
You’ll sleep with a clear conscience knowing that the Elemment Palazzo, while weighing in at 20 tons, uses one-fifth less fuel than vehicles of its size, according to its manufacturer. That savings, they say, come from its sleek aerodynamic designs. (Is there another vehicle of its weight and size that people use for recreational travel or vacation housing, or are the rest just moving vans and mobile missile launchers?)
Life in the fast lane

Photo by Marchi Mobile
From the captain’s chair the sordid rest of the world is at your command, rushing by on the Autobahn as you throttle up to speeds over 90 miles an hour. (I do like the rotary windshield wiper.) If this vehicle had only come out sooner, California’s Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger could have used it for his governor’s mansion. Read more about the Elemment Palazzo at the Daily Mail. By the way, the price in England is only £1.9 million.
No explanation necessary

Photo by Marchi Mobile
As the builders at Marchi Mobile explain, “Marchi Mobile as an automotive brand represents exclusivity and extravagance that requires no explanation.”
Enough said.







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